The Jo Bro's

So I wanted to take a few moments and share a funny roommate story...
You see I have this roommate who moved in just a few months ago. We get along for the most part, despite the silly things she does. In any case, there have been very few major problems. But, the hitch is the guy she is dating... I haven't quite figured it out. She is like rocking hot, and he is ... sooooo not!
A friend of mine compares him to a Jonas Brother. I have to say, I completely agree! I try not to giggle when he asks me to go HipHop dancing with them. I usually just have my reason and scoot off to my room.
Tonight, my apartment smells like roadkill/her cooking. And He was laying on the couch. I giggled because yesterday he was over and somehow managed to leave his shirt behind. Yes that is correct, I found his shirt today shoved behind the pillows on the couch. I smirked and shoved it back in. Tonight he must have found it and hid it.... but the best part is, I heard him trying to sneak out this morning around 6:30. Ha! Nope, didn't work little friend.
Anyway, this is a word for all ya'all roomies out there- The only way to avoid being caught is to 1. Keep all belong in her room 2. Never never sneak out when the other girl wakes up 3. Don't talk at your normal voice level, because your octave is lower than any chicks and therefore a drop dead give away.